Manger Mercredi: French & a Principles of Accounting

The first division always enclosed memorization of the days of the week in French.

Monday is Lundi. The difference sound enough comparison that the French is easily remembered; Lundi also sounded like it could be the name of the blonde in the PBS show “French in Action” that high propagandize boys like me had a vanquish on in the 1970s.

       “Bonjour Lundi! Comment sont vos cuisses aujourd’hui?”

       “Hello Lundi! How are your thighs today?”

Tuesday is Mardi, which sounded like Merde, the French swear word, so everybody in category got that one down right away.

“I laughed so hard we almost Mardi’d my pants!”

It wasn’t Ivy League, my school.

I wondered at the time possibly French kids simulated to start to swear and then pronounced the day of the week instead.

“Meeeeer-ardi!”

Probably bustling looking caustic in cafés. With Lundi.

The French word for cigarette is cigarette.

Wednesday is Mercredi, which always sounded to me like something you’d make for mom in arts-and-crafts category at summer stay after you upheld the gimp prerequisite. Remember gimp? Am we dating myself here? Is that even authorised in this state?

Thursday is Jeudi, easy to memorize if you know the Cary Grant impression, “Judy, Judy, Judy.” Which he never indeed said, as he explains here.  Still, “Jeudi, Jeudi, Jeudi” is easier to remember than Accounting Methods of Amortization and Depreciation, we suppose.

Friday is Vendredi, which sounds like a mid-engine V12 Ferrari. Any automobile amatory child can remember Vendredi.

Saturday is Samedi, which could be an AKC dog breed.

You can hear David Frei, the perennial Westminster Kennel Clubannouncer: “The Samedi is a true operative dog – proud, royal and well-mannered, though it does chain-smoke Gauloise cigarettes. This is… your champion Samedi.”

And then there is Sunday. Dimanche.

They had this great, musical stroke going … Lundi, Merdi, Mercredi, Jeudi, Vendredi, Samedi… and then… DIMANCHE!

It’s a linguistic pound in the conduct after 6 hugs in a row. A Guinness after 6 eyeglasses of Cabernet.

Got to adore the French for that. In fashion, dance, art, orderly labor, no matter the discipline, they adore to startle us.  “Look!” Robin Williams says in his French impression, “I am giving a cigarette to a bébé!”

I gamble Robin never finished Accounting II, either.

© 2012 Jeff Sawyer

BASEBALL: Capuano a large strike in Dodgers’ victory

CHICAGO - Chris Capuano kick the Chicago Cubs with his bat and his arm Saturday.

Guess which one he'll remember more?

Capuano threw 7 shutout innings and gathering in two runs to lead the Dodgers to a 5-1 win over the Cubs.

Capuano (4-0) hold Chicago to 3 hits and struck out seven, fluctuating his scoreless innings strain to 18 2-3. His two-run double in the second gave him his first RBIs since Aug. 24, 2007.

"The first thing we did when we came in was watch my strike about 10 times," Capuano said. "That's the thing we get vehement about as pitchers."

There are copiousness of reasons to be vehement for the first-place Dodgers, who avoided their first three-game losing strain of the season. It's just the second time since 1988 that the Dodgers have won at slightest 18 of their first 27 games.

"It's been a lot of fun," Capuano said. "We've got good chemistry in the clubhouse. We're really staying together. As long as we continue to do that, it should be a fun year."

The Dodgers started 19-8 in 2009, the last year they won the National League West.

Capuano, who was a capable attack pitcher before blank two seasons with an bend injury, had left just 5 for 79 but an RBI since returning to the majors in 2010.

Capuano is off to his best start since winning his first 5 decisions in 2007. He's anticipating this deteriorate turns out better after he mislaid his final 12 decisions that year.

The lefty has won

seven of his past 9 starts opposite the Cubs, who hardly threatened him Saturday.

"I combined a violation round in open training that's been assisting me out and that we have a pretty good feel for," Capuano said. "It's good carrying a integrate of more weapons out there."

Chicago installed the bases with one out in the first, but Capuano struck out Alfonso Soriano and Ian Stewart looking. The Cubs got just 3 bottom runners opposite Capuano over his last 6 innings and didn't get another curtain past first base.

"I was pumped up removing that last out," Capuano said. "I think it kind of helped the movement representation our way. That's always big, when you can get out of a jam early."

Matt Kemp went 0 for 3 but gathering in a run with a scapegoat fly in the fifth.

Kemp's batting normal forsaken next .400 for the first time since Apr 10. The major-league home run personality hasn't left low in the Dodgers' last 4 games, his longest drought of the season.

Dee Gordon doubled home Matt Treanor in the fifth. Gordon also singled and stole his 12th bottom of the season.

"We just kind of chipped away," Dodgers manager Don Mattingly said. "We didn't do a ton, but we did enough to get comfortable."

Cubs starter Chris Volstad (0-4) fell to 0-9 over 17 starts dating to Jul 10. He authorised 4 hits and 5 runs over 5 innings, walking 3 and distinguished out one.

During Volstad's long winless streak, his Achilles' heel has been an inability to equivocate big innings.

The problem flush again Saturday when his leadoff travel to Andre Ethier in the second led to a scapegoat fly.

Later that inning, Volstad left a representation up to Capuano, who laced it into the opening in right-center for a two-run double.

"It was a first-pitch fastball. That's customarily how we pitchers get our hits," Capuano said. "We kind of collect our mark where we think we can get a fastball and we kind of waylay it."

Left-handed pitcher Ted Lilly was ejected from the Dodgers' cave by home image referee Tim Timmons during the tip of the fifth.

Fantasy baseball: With Mariano Rivera out, it’s a good time to collect adult Kenley Jansen, Addison Reed or Kerry Wood

I don’t always take closers early, but when we do, we take Mariano Rivera.

Actually, a little off-script but a little more accurate matter would be: we never take closers early, but if we did, we would go with Mariano Rivera.

This year, everybody had Craig Kimbrel as their tip closer. we had Mariano Rivera. Last year, Brian Wilson was the accord tip fireman. we pronounced it was Mariano Rivera.

Rivera has been my preseason tip closer every year for the same reason that Adrian Peterson has been the tip collect in anticipation football several seasons in a row: conjunction one was expected to be the best at his position, but both all but guaranteed to be good. Really good.
Rivera wasn’t Kimbrel in 2011, but he was the fourth-best closer in fantasy. We all had every right to design the same.

He’s the best closer because he can’t remove his job, and because he never gets severely hurt. Never.

That’s all in the past moving now. With Mo down, a vast blank is felt in the anticipation closer position.

It’s a incomparable blank because Mo isn’t the only closer to remove his pursuit recently. The Angels’ Jordan Walden was demoted to center relief, the Cubs’ Carlos Marmol was told he’s out of the closer pursuit and on Friday the White Sox’s warn closer, Hector Santiago, was private from his job. This all comes on the heels of what has probably been the craziest closer Apr in new memory. Fantasy owners are already traffic with fill-ins like Jonathan Broxton, Santiago Casilla, Alfredo Aceves, Fernando Rodney, Henry Rodriguez and Francisco Cordero.

Girardi has pronounced David Robertson and Rafael Soriano will fill the purpose vacated by Rivera; Scott Downs has the Angels’ job; Rafael Dolis and James Russell are pity the purpose for the Cubs; and Chris Sale changed from the revolution to the closer purpose with the White Sox.

Chances are, most owners are possibly scrambling for a new closer or are at slightest uncertain about their saves situation, so if they aren’t left already, apparently each of these guys should be grabbed in all leagues. But if you have your choice, whom do we prefer?

Robertson. As much as the Yankees will fake this separate is the plan, inevitably, one of the two relievers will take over as the closer. Soriano’s advantage is the ever-unimportant proven closer tag, but Robertson is the better pitcher. we like the younger of the two righthanders just because we trust he is more expected to get the pursuit done, and when in doubt, put trust in talent. I’d spend 50% of my season’s FAAB (Free Agent Auction Bidding) subsidy on Robertson and 30% on Soriano. With any luck, you’ll have the Yankees closer, a profitable commodity. Part of the reason I’d spend so much on Robertson is because I’m not a outrageous fan of the other options. Downs is good, to be sure, but we suppose Walden gets another possibility to tighten again some time this deteriorate (which is because owners should hang on to him if they can).

New check to assistance vets’ schooling, training

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand and Rep. Carolyn McCarthy stood with tyro veterans at Adelphi University in Garden City Friday to announce legislation to assistance yield preparation and pursuit training for veterans and to streamline the acceptance routine for municipal jobs.

"This new legislation is an critical investment for our heroes," pronounced Gillibrand, a New York Democrat.

McCarthy (D-Mineola) said: "We should be doing all we can to make sure that these heroes are means to go to propagandize or enter the workforce -- or both -- as they lapse to municipal life."

Adelphi boss Robert Scott pronounced the propagandize has a "strong heritage" of welcoming veterans as students underneath several G.I. bills and that they merit assistance in re-entering municipal life. The university will reason a Veterans Employment Summit on May 23, pronounced Scott.

Gillibrand and McCarthy's offer would offer classes for veterans and their spouses at sites off base, call on state agencies to boost overdo to veterans through events such as career fairs and training programs and would need agencies to commend applicable troops training and skills when certifying veterans for occupations requiring sovereign licenses.

"When the Post 9/11 G.I. Bill was upheld in 2008, we started to see an evident boost in maestro students study at Adelphi," pronounced Shawn O'Riley, who oversees the school's comparison undergraduate tyro program. "Veteran tyro enrollment is now 4 times what it was before the bill. As a result, we started to rise special policies, procedures and staff."

Illegal construction going on in Sindh Assembly building

KARACHI, May 5: Illegal construction in the ancestral Sindh Assembly building, which is stable underneath the Sindh Culture Heritage Protection Act, is going on overdue to a indifferent opinion of the Sindh enlightenment department, which has so distant unsuccessful to stop it, it emerged on Saturday.

Nobody, including the owner, could lift out any construction activities in a building stable underneath the act, which prescribes long jail terms and complicated fines for violators.

When this contributor visited the public building on Friday, the construction work was going on in the Room No 103, which had a nameplate of Bashir Ahmed Memon, emissary secretary (regulation), law department. Partition walls had been assembled and an iron support comprising girders, etc, had been bound and musical baked bricks were being shifted from outward the building into the room, probably to erect a passageway floor.

Last week, this contributor saw construction work going on in Room No 104, which is also in use of the law department. This Friday, tiles had been bound on the building while a mezzanine
floor was almost finished and finishing work was being carried out.

Responding to Dawn queries, Sindh Culture Secretary Aziz Uquaily pronounced that he had oral to Law Secretary Ghulam Nabi Shah and Sindh Assembly Secretary Hadi Bux Buriro to surprise them that the work being carried out was bootleg and that it should be stopped. “We have not nonetheless created anything to them and wish that they, being obliged supervision officials, would stop the work,” he added.

Meanwhile, sources in the enlightenment dialect sensitive Dawn that a minute had been sent to an central of the works and services dialect informing him of the illegality and
asking him as to who was carrying out the work.

Despite steady requests, Mr Buriro, the assembly’s secretary, seemingly refused to offer any criticism on the bootleg construction in the building.

Only the Sindh works and services dialect is certified to lift out construction/repairs, etc, in the supervision buildings and the department’s engineer, Mohammad Yusuf, is the officer in assign of the public building and only he can lift out any construction work there.

He told Dawn that he was not carrying out the construction work and he did not know who was carrying out the construction work in the public building. He pronounced that he knew that the ancestral Sindh Assembly was a building stable underneath the birthright act and any kind of construction was not authorised in it.

“I called the public secretary Buriro and wanted to accommodate him but he was in a assembly with the orator so we could not accommodate him. we wanted to ask him also who was carrying out the construction, because he being the in assign of the building contingency know it,” pronounced Mr Yusuf.

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Baseball: Metea Valley sweeps Waubonsie Valley – Chicago Sun

BY PAUL JOHNSON
For Sun-Times Media

May 5, 2012 9:10PM

Michael Mooney (6) is swarmed by his Metea Valley teammates after a walk-off singular in the bottom of the 12th inning to kick visiting Waubonsie Valley on Saturday. | Mike Mantucca ~ For Sun-Times Media


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Saturday’s Upstate Eight Valley doubleheader between rivals Metea Valley and Waubonsie Valley came down to two pivotal innings, the 12th inning of Game 1 and the fifth inning of Game 2.

Metea wound up holding advantage in both situations, earning a doubleheader sweep. The Mustangs won a stirring first diversion 1-0 when Michael Mooney singled in Ryan Solomon in the bottom of the 12th inning. They then used a five-run fifth inning in Game 2 to erase an early 3-0 necessity and post a 5-3 win.

“You come off that first game, you wish you have the momentum,” Metea manager Craig Tomczak said. “We came out in the second diversion and Billy (Sheeren) was throwing well. we had a feeling if we kept it to three, we might have a possibility late.”

Waubonsie (10-14, 7-9) took the 3-0 lead in Game 2 after James Palasz singled and scored on two errors in the second, and Zac Steele and Austin Dixon delivered RBI singles from the Nos. 8 and 9 spots in the lineup in the fourth off Sheeren (7-1).

Waubonsie starter Ryan Vasicek (1-2) was just as plain as Sheeren before one big mistake by his invulnerability let the Mustangs (13-13, 9-11) back into the game. The Mustangs had two on with two out in the fifth, but Andrew Fox delivered an RBI singular and Sheeren walked to bucket the bases, down 3-1. Kenny Obendorf’s blast to core was misplayed into a three-base blunder to give Metea a 4-3 lead. Solomon then singled in Obendorf with the word run.

“We were in a position to win and Ryan was throwing well,” Waubonsie manager Dan Fezzuoglio said. “You have to keep operative because innings like that can just occur and spin the whole diversion around. The subsequent thing you know, you remove two games.”

Waubonsie’s Mitch Stefani and Metea’s Tom Bolle sealed into a classical pitcher’s duel in the first game. Neither factored in the decision, but Bolle tossed 11 scoreless innings on 117 pitches, distinguished out 9 and walking nothing while pinch two hits. Stefani went 8 scoreless with 8 strikeouts, two walks and two hits allowed. No curtain reached third bottom for possibly group in that time.

“I just keep revelation the guys that you have to tip your shawl to Mitch and Tom,” Tomczak said. “They pitched great. Both pitchers were outstanding. We can speak about attack on both sides the first game, but we think it’s because of them. They were great.”

Both coaches knew that it was going to take something off the wall to finally end the first game, and lo and behold, it did. Waubonsie reliever C.J. Lee struck out the side in the 12th, but Solomon and Will Doiron each reached bottom on forsaken third strikes. That set up Mooney’s game-winning singular on an 0-2 count to give the Mustangs the romantic win.

“Even with all of the dumb stuff that happened that inning, Michael Mooney comes up with the infield drawn in and finds his representation with two strikes and hits a line drive,” Tomczak said. “That’s the mangle we’ve been looking for. We haven’t had a ton of breaks. Hopefully this will get us going in the right direction.”

Baseball: Slumping Albert Pujols unfortunate about day off

Albert Pujols, stumbling through the longest home run drought of his 12-year career, was not in the Los Angeles Angels' starting lineup Saturday for the first time this season.

And the three-time N.L. MVP wasn't happy about it. When a organisation of reporters approached his locker, Pujols said: "Go ask the manager, not me, guys. we don't make the lineup."

Mark Trumbo, who changed from first bottom to personification third and in the outfield after the Angels sealed Pujols, started at his original position Saturday night opposite the Toronto Blue Jays. It gave Pujols, the Angels' No. 3 hitter, a possibility to anticipate his .194 batting normal and the 5 RBIs he's had through his first 27 games in the A.L.

"It's good that he has a day off. He knows it. But we know he doesn't want to be out of the lineup," pronounced Angels right fielder Torii Hunter. "Albert shouldn't be happy about it. He's a competitor, man."

Manager Mike Scioscia sensitive Pujols, 32, on Friday night that he was going to rest him. Pujols, in the first year of a 10-year, $240 million contract, has left a career-worst 33 games and 137 at-bats but a home run since late last season.

"Sometimes you're grinding, and nobody grinds harder than Albert," Scioscia said.

Pujols is in a 2-for-27 rut and had just one RBI over his last 18 games. He spoke at length about his unemployment Friday night after going 0 for 4 in the Angels' second true shutout detriment to the Blue Jays.

"I can't

get myself down, because that's not who we am," he said. "I'm a personality in this clubhouse, just like we was in St. Louis. ... we just need to hang with the same attitude."

Marlins: Miami demoted closer Heath Bell from that purpose one day after he blew his fourth save this season. Manager Ozzie Guillen pronounced he couldn't wait any longer for Bell to scold his problems.

Padres: Closer Huston Street was placed on the 15-day infirm list with a aria nearby his pitching shoulder. In his first deteriorate with the Padres, Street has 4 saves and a 0.93 ERA in 10 appearances.

Brewers: Milwaukee shortstop Alex Gonzalez left Saturday's diversion opposite the Giants after injuring his right knee on a take try in the second inning. The Brewers contend he will bear an MRI.

Rockies: Colorado optioned Guillermo Moscoso to Triple-A Colorado Springs after the former A's right-hander struggled in his two starts with the Rockies. Moscoso was 0-1 with an 11.57 ERA since replacing Jeremy Guthrie in the rotation.

Baseball: Agoura gets dual victories

 Making up for rainouts at the San Luis Obispo tournament, Agoura (20-3-1) played two games on Saturday and won both times.

The Chargers degraded St. Bonaventure, 3-0. Albee Weiss had two hits and two RBIs. Justin Cana threw 4 shutout innings, distinguished out four. Agoura also degraded San Luis Obispo, 6-2. Garrett Giovanelli went 3 for three. Brody Fehmel had a two-run double.

Harvard-Westlake softened to 21-3-1 with a 6-3 feat over Narbonne. Arden Pabst had two hits. The Wolverines will try to hang up the Mission League pretension and a No. 1 seed for the Southern Section Division 2 playoffs by personification Loyola in a two-game array Tuesday and Thursday.

Los Alamitos separate a doubleheader with Capistrano Valley, winning the first game, 4-3, and losing the second game, 8-5.

Verdugo Hills degraded Cleveland, 7-6, in 8 innings. Brandon Zavala gathering in the winning run. Ray Carranza went 4 for four. Joe Armstrong strike a home run.

-- Eric Sondheimer

New Coffee County queens crowned

2012-2013 Coffee County Queens

2012-2013 Coffee County Queens

Pictured, front row, from left, are Future Little Miss Coffee County Karlee Alexis Hester, Little Miss Coffee County Emily Marie Turner and Petite Miss Coffee County Jamie Marie Wehunt. Back row, from left, are Pre-teen Miss Coffee County Bailey Marie Holland, Miss Coffee County Paige Sormrude and Teen Miss Coffee County Montana Skye Savage.


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New Coffee County queens crowned

By Kim Lewis
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The Southeast Sun

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Six new Coffee County queens were crowned in New Brockton Saturday after reigning queens Lauren Callahan, Ansley Gatlin, Maleigha Lewis, Victoria Hudson, Kahla Allen and Sloan Cotter took their final walks as county representatives.

Karlee Alexis Hester was crowned Future Little Miss Coffee County. She was also the photogenic leader in her age division. Emma Holly Rowe was first runner-up and Valeigh Belle Walden placed second. Leilani Rena Perdue was the Spirit of Coffee County winner.

Emily Marie Turner is the new Little Miss. She will paint Coffee County in the Little Miss National Peanut Festival Pageant this fall. Emily also won the interview, created communication and best clothes awards. First runner-up and Spirit of Coffee County leader went to Emma Jo Tice. Second runner-up was Rachel Elizabeth Hall.

Jamie Marie Wehunt was crowned as Petite Miss Coffee County. Olivia Grace Holland was first runner-up and won the Spirit of Coffee County and photogenic awards. Taylor Michelle Teele was second and Destiny Janell Miller placed third.

Bailey Marie Holland was crowned Pre-teen Coffee County. Bailey also won the Spirit of Coffee County award. Kylie Alana Moore was first runner-up. Second runner-up and photogenic was awarded to Madison Chandler.

Montana Skye Savage is the new Teen Miss Coffee County. She was also won the most photogenic award. First runner-up and leader of created communications was Madison Renee Grisset. Second runner-up was Kaelyn Ashley Fillingim and A'Miracal Phillips was the Spirit of Coffee County winner.

Enterprise comparison Paige Sormrude is the new Miss Coffee County. She will contest in the National Peanut Festival Pageant this fall. Paige also won the created communication, talk and Spirit of Coffee County awards. First runner-up was Amber Nicole Campbell. Amber also won the best dusk robe award. Second runner-up was Hayden Cotter and Pamela Gabrielle Grace was the created communication award.

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